The Best & Worst of Paul Moss

[uptowndragon]

The Best & Worst of Paul Moss

Don't fret guys. We are not bashing Uncle Paul here. It's just a collection of verses from Paul's OIAM judging duties & how we rate them.


LAME:

"You should sing sad songs" (to Siti Nursaerah)
"Your mum put your guitar in the wash and it shrank"

RECYCLED:

"You know what I like about you­.. nothing"(to the leather clad botak who sang Gadis Melayu)

NASTY:

"You wouldn't even buy your own CD. Your mother wouldn't even buy your CD"

"It's a never. Never ever" (to the 7 year old looking 17 year old)

"You can play child parts until you are 50" (to the 7 year old looking 17 year old)

PLAGIARISED:

"You could sing the alphabet & it will still sound great"

CHEESY:

"I will know in a second whether I like someone when they walk in¡­. now I can't help it, I have to like you." (to the pink tudunged girl who sang Amy Search's song)

"Sweet like ice cream" (to Ivye Alexandra)

MILLION BUCKS:

"That's a very good forgery. Where can I get one." (to the 7 year old looking 17 year old)

[logorithm]

Lame:

"He's cute. Urgh! I can't believe it I said he's cute!" (to the 16-year-old charity boy Alif.)

[Bong]

AhahAHhAHa... dragon gor gor.. not bad eh.. u got all his lines here... haha.. maybe he shall think of other lines to say during the next round... so that we dont get back the same line.. AhHAhHAhhaaA... u still have summore Uncle Paul... hehehe... i wonder how the next round elimination will be.. sounds so competitive...

[idolhunter]

;D ;D ;D Ya.. that's Paul Moss....
It's not easy to come up with such impromptu words to make a judgement interesting...
If a judge would just say:
oh you are good..
oh you are bad..
oh you are ok...
or the same words all the time... then the show will be just as dull

It is our expectation of what's paul gonna say next for this contestant that makes us all glued to listen....

what's next ? from paul this time... ;D ;D ;D
I think its gonna be a great show....
I am waiting for the judgements of those pro's
how paul is going to dig those dirt on them... ;D

[raynbowsend]

Or how about this week's jems?

"Long way to come to sing 5 words"

"Weird voice - kinda cool weird"

"Sounded like you were rushing to finish as quickly as you could"

"Disappointing"

And that about wraps it up for Moss's missives for this week!

ciao for now! ;D

[Paul Moss]

Can i reply here?
You know its does get weird..there is so little time to think, u just sorta react..and hope that bulls**t or f*** doesn't come out..and they so often nearly have:)

My fave moment of the series was when Syafnz was uhmmimng n aahhing, then she said, "i jus dunno how to say yes"...to which i jus had to add, "ya, tats y ur still single"(...ribs still sore)

Or when she said to Faisal abt his tongue being too short, n not reaching the roof of his mouth..i nearly said "OMG, i hate to think wat u say to ur boyfriend!!"
Think it ended up questioning her knowledge of his tongue...

[priest]

hahahahahahahahaahahaha` you and syafinaz would have lotsa time to understand each other through heat arguement ;D ;D oh yeah... do u wanna get spank by her rotan??? wakakakaa

[Yik Hoong]

hahahahahahaha.... i laughing like hell now !! Rolling on the floor !! wakakakak

[carmen]

lmf said:

Can i reply here?
You know its does get weird..there is so little time to think, u just sorta react..and hope that bulls**t or f*** doesn't come out..and they so often nearly have:)

My fave moment of the series was when Syafnz was uhmmimng n aahhing, then she said, "i jus dunno how to say yes"...to which i jus had to add, "ya, tats y ur still single"(...ribs still sore)

Or when she said to Faisal abt his tongue being too short, n not reaching the roof of his mouth..i nearly said "OMG, i hate to think wat u say to ur boyfriend!!"
Think it ended up questioning her knowledge of his tongue...

you juz noe how to heat up wif syafinaz...but i stil tink that no personal things shud be involved in this show....