Paul's Insults Encyclopedia (Mosspedia)

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We will be listing all of Paul's insults here and will be calling it the Mosspedia. Please feel free to add on anything that we may have missed, from any season, episode or reality show.


Paul's Insults Encyclopedia (Mosspedia) - OIAM 3 Episode 1

Where are you from? A: KL If you leave now you will miss the jam.
(Nikken Aishah Tajuddin)

I am predicting that you are the karaoke queen of your village.
(Farah Hanna Roslan)

You are definitely not worth a million, not worth a thousand, not worth a hundred, not worth ten, in fact I wouldn’t pay, infact you would have to pay me, a lot, to listen to you.
(Kok Wai-E)

I feel abused.
(Nor Asikin)

I don’t know which is worse, your singing or your dressing.
(Nor Hidayatul Syafinaz)

It is not really happening SYAFINAZ, it was awful SYAFINAZ … lets put you out of your misery SYAFINAZ, …simply was not good enough SYAFINAZ, I don’t think you should be in this program … SYAFINAZ a double edged insult
(Nor Hidayatul Syafinaz)

Did you do your make up yourself? A: Yes Next time use a mirror.
(Siti Wahida)

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Some old classic from Malaysia Idol days - Penang Auditions MI2


It's like watching an elephant doing ballet.

I have always found singing better if you opened your mouth when you were doing it.

You are the singing version of a hangover.

Its coming to me like something from an African bushman.

If this was the Chipmunk Idol, you would be like the hands down winner.

Its not nice to listen to, its like being assaulted by a deady weapon.

You are a bit like the human sleeping pill.

You must be deaf. You must have no ears ...to listen.

It was the musical equivalent of a dog turd.

Have you ever stepped on the tail of a dog. What sound does it make?

Promise me one thing. Never sing to anybody again.

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To The OIAM Busking Guy

You must be the poorest busker I know. No one's going to give you money ...except to go away.

[mart]

hahahahaha i will always find the Syafinaz thing funny.. hahahaha

[mart]

Paul's Insults Encyclopedia (Mosspedia) - OIAM 3 Episode 2


"It started of painful and it got excruciating"
Gemuruh singer

"What part of the body was she concentrating on?"
Afzan Azmi - Bodybuilder/Gym Instructor

"Dude, thats lame. Get on with it"
"I don't think you have done justice to your talent"
Saiful - MI Finalist

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Paul's Insults Encyclopedia (Mosspedia) - OIAM 3 Episode 6



You are one of the young competitors but you are singing like a 104 year old.
Rehana OIAM Top 11